Whatever I'm in the mood for.

austincarl1le:

do you ever get in one of those moods where you’re like feeling okay but you’re really sad at the same time and you just want to talk to someone and make them hug you but you feel annoying so you kind of just sit there being really sad

(via setharooni)

girl:babe come over
boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:my parents aren't home
boy:I know

photographerpunzie:

Just got this gem from my brother’s girlfriend

(via myacidicinfatuation)

(via drunkblogging)

(Source: feellng, via witchdaddy)

I’m not where I need to be, but thank god I’m not where I used to be.

destiel-and-the-impala-forever:

madehimsaycomfychairs:

atelierevzimus:

continueplease:

konoto:

whatthefawxblogs:

dek-says-so:

cute-bird-dad:

cauda-pavonis:

pronouncedlab-eth:

lcheeseboy:

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

ROBO-DILDO.

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

Dildobot

Edward Dildo-arms

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

I may have just woke up my whole house at 2 in the morning because I laughed so hard

(via love-is-a-pearl)